Movie Ratings ( Jarataur )

I've been thinking about this for a while but have yet to get anything out in script til now - so here it is:

Movie Rating System, ala Nigolos:

Main Rating:

Pshent - Combining the realms for plot and technical abilities, leaving a sense of awe and wonder at the world just visited. (doesn't get any better than this)

Realm of the Night-gaunts - “. . .And worst of all, they never spoke or laughed, and never smiled because they had no faces at all to smile with, but only a suggestive blankness where a face ought to be. All they ever did was clutch and fly and tickle; that was the way of night-gaunts.” The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath (most movies seem to land here somewhere)

To the Pain! - As the movie lingers on leaving the viewer in a state of “Freakish Misery”.

"That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever." Princess Bride

'nuff said

Now between these main three are few others - kind of an enhancement the primary catagory that may be expanded later:

Sleepwalker - Huh? *YAWN* There was a movie. (totally forgetable)

Embraced - there are things here which will be remembered for a long time after this movie is over. For good or evil this one is gonna stick with me for a bit.

Join the Cult - will be cared for by a small group of the devoted to be quoted in perpetuity for all eternity *FHTAGN!*

Mines of Moria - you might have to fight a Balrog and pass a sanity roll to escape this one.

Names may change a bit before everything is said and done, but feel free to let me know what you think.