金曜日, 8月 31, 2007

Roullette Odds 5 to 1

For those familiar with my stance on the use of "evil" will enjoy this little metaphor to the phone:

Each time the phone rings is like spinning the barrel on your Smith and Wesson 6 shooter. The difference is you have filled 5 of the chambers with live, spent uranium, hollow tip'd rounds and left only one empty.

These are the odds - - 1 of the 6 rounds will not cause you pain (you might even have a pleasant conversation). It's the other 5 chambers that will cause you to claw your mind out, questioning the intelligence of the world and your very existence at times. If you are lucky though you will get a mis-fire - this reprieve of the gods is a limited special as you will occasionally get them to hang up before you answer the phone, thus dodging the bullet so to speak.

The phones have been insane at work the past couple of weeks with many ongoing changes spawning a repetition of questions to be asked over and over again. . . It makes me with that there was a way to safely pull it off I like the way Cooper handles some of those live rounds :)

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