Gollum Swinging Wild

Here be two types of insanity - both types we hold within swinging as a pendulum, existing somewhere between the two never really knowing where we've been.

One light and airy easy to touch, the other dark and black - the one fear'd so much.

The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:

Ladies and jelly spoons, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
In telling you something I know nothing about.

One bright day in the middle of the night
In the graveyard two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man was there to see fair play
And two big dummies to shout hurray

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and arrested the 2 dead boys

A legless donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch that drowned them all.

If you don't believe this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man; he saw it too.

Anon.

Hmm, let's just chalk this one up to one to many rings of the phone - Muhahahahhahaha!! They ring, so pretty they chime - in the raven's voice quoth "Never Mine".

/sigh

Wouldn't that be nice :)