Smurfin' Spammification

Sorry but this has all the markings of one of those bad Foreign Legion skits where everyone is standing in a line and they ask for a volunteers, only to have all but one or two take a step back.

Diary of a deliberately spammed housewife
What happened when 'Penelope Retch' answered her spam e-mail

http://www.networkworld.com/news/2008/070108-mcafee-spam-experiment.html?hpg1=bn

All to find out just how much SPAM would a SPAMMER SPAM if a SPAMMER found a SPAM louver to SPAM-IFY with all the SPAM in the whole SPAM-world

~please don't ask me to type that again~